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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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