- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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