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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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