Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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