Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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deez nuts

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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