awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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