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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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