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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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