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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Kevin and Ramin

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

You are joking right?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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