- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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