A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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