- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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