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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A praying mantis is very graceful

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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