a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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