- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why didn't he finish his

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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