- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Donald Trump

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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