- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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