- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Denard Robinson

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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