- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My cat just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Anti Jokes = Drained

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

roses are red poo is poo

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Justin Bieber

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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