What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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