Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Yanter, Look it up

Brain fart

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

0 + 0 = 0

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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