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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What's better than a stick? A stone

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread