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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A man penetrates another man.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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