a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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