- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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