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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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