What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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