- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How you know when dislextic

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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