- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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