what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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