- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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