What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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