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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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