Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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like if your cool

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Your big dick.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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