Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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