- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

i saw amango it splootered

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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