- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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