Fat? Jesse Z

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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