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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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