Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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