- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Women's Rights

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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