Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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