How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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