- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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