Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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