Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Anti Joke

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