- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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