- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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