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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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