- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Women's Rights

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Dwarf Shortage

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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