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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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