- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

i'm hard

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Im taking a shit right now.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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