- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

you will like this because i am black.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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