A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Your big dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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