- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

So a bar walks into a man...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q: knok knok A: Im home

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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