hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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