A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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