Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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