Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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