- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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