Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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