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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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