Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Allah walked into AK Bar

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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