- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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