- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!