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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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