- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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