God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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