Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

no.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

one of the idiot

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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