- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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