What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

13 =B you just learned something

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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