- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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