- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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