- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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