- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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