What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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