- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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