I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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