So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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