What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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