What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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