- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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