josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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