- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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