2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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