- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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