- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What's the new green? Green

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

This is not a joke.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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