Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

9/11 my birthday

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