- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

like if your cool

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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