Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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