what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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