How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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like if your cool

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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