- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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