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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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