a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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