- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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