- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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