- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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