What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Women's Rights.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Romans rights.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A man walks into a bar

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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