- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

pobody's nerfect

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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