Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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