- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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