Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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