Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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