- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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