- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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