why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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