what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A storm be brewin!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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