Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

FUCK YOU

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Anti Joke

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