If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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