An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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