Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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