- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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