Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Read a Book.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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stinky boner

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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