- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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