- Anti Joke

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.