how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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