- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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