How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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