Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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