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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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