- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Anti-jokes are funny.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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