A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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