- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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