What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Denard Robinson

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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