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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

You idiot.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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