Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Dumb

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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