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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

You idiot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

He--Hey guys

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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