- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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