What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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