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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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