Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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