- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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