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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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