- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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