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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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