If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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