What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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9/11 my birthday

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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