What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

the economy.

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