Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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