How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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