Donald Trump

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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