- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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