what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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