- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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