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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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