- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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