Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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like if your cool

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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