- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I Have a Black Friend

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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