- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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