Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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