An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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