How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

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