- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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