- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What are annoying? Ads.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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