What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Your adopted.....

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Yes

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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