- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do I hate? people

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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