What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Andoni was here

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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