- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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