The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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