- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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