- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.