- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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