Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Anti Joke

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