Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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