- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

How High is a Chinese man

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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