Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Anti Joke

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