- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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