- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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