what kind of dog can tiptoe

You idiot.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

I'm homeless.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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