Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Anti Joke

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