Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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