- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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