- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

robin, get in the car.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

you see theres this guy.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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