- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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