- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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