Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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