- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Charlie Sheen is winning

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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