How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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