Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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