There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

knock knock... ...no answer

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

hola said the chinese man

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

I am a mime

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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