- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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