How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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