A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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