- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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