American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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