Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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