- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

my penis

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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