- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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