- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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