what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Take part of what?

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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