What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What do I hate? people

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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