If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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