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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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