Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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