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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

roses are red poo is poo

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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