- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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