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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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