- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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