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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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