why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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