- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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