- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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