- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

a man makes a bad joke

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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