There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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