- Anti Joke

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.