- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Ehh

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

your mom.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Bitch

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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