- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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