- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

AIDS

white or wheat? wheat please.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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