Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

I'm hungry.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

every cloud has a silver lining

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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