Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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