- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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