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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im taking a shit right now.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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