- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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