How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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