ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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