- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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