How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Who wants water? I do.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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