What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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