why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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