What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Get on the boat.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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