- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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