- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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