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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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