Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

like if your cool

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Indians

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

diarrhea.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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