Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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miha kako si?

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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