- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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