why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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how much fish could a chicken

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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