- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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