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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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