MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

your mom.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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