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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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