- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

so...um, yeah

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Adam Chebali is awesome

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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