What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Diarrhea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

He--Hey guys

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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