dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

9/11 my birthday

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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