Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

your mom was so fat that she died.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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