What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Blacks

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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