- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Women.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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