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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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