What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

alert('The Game')

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A car walks into a bar.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

every cloud has a silver lining

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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