- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

i hate non minorities!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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