- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Come in

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Dwarf Shortage

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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