- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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