- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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