What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

this website is a bad joke

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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