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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Women's Rights.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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