- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

i am a dino. RAWR.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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