- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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